#7 Favourite Chuck Norris Facts

I thought I would compile a list of my favourite Chuck Norris facts (mainly due to boredom), feel free to add more if you like!

• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
• Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!
  
• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
• Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.